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THE CHURCH IS IN PERIL!
The Hole-y Hot Tub on the roof is leaking and water is dripping downstairs into Doc’s office and threatening his autographed copy of Origin Of the Species.
Doc’s very personal assistant, Ginger, has tried stuffing the cracks with some old bikinis, but now she’s down to the last one and Doc is encouraging her not to give up.
Won't you help?
Doc’s very personal assistant, Ginger, has tried stuffing the cracks with some old bikinis, but now she’s down to the last one and Doc is encouraging her not to give up.
Won't you help?
DOUGH-NATE TODAY!
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The UNIVERSE IS A DONUT!THE END IS NEAR!GLOBAL WARMING UPDATE
PEOPLE ARE SAYING..."Variety is the spice of life, which is why I never grow tired of varying religions to suit my moods... and my wardrobe!!" - Eve Adams
"At first I thought this was some kind of joke going around. Get it, going a-round? But as I slowly stripped to do the laundry and felt the dryer vibrate, I knew He was with me." - Emily Firbush "There really is only one God, and as a devout Donutarian I get to love Him a "Hole" new way each day!" - Angel Johnson PERPLEXIUM:
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